Shameless cribbing

I dont normally go in for wholesale plaigarism, but this was worth sharing.....

The Sun to english dictonary

• Romp — sex
• Model — thought control for the lower classes
• Leaked memo — press release
• Shocker — mildly surprising
• Pukka — a type of pie
• Rumpy-pumpy — illicit sex involving a High Court Judge
• Scorcher — warmer weather then expected
• Allegedly — a word used as a wonderful all-purpose anti-litigation tool for outright lies
• Lord God Almighty — Rupert Murdoch
• Stunner — whore
• Close personal Friend of — liar
• A reliable source told us — we so wanted this to be true that we made it up
• News — polically motivated lies
• An Insider — A nobody
• A close insider — A backbench MP who probably has faint knowlage of the so-called "News"
• Outraged — because popular society said so
• Television or TV or "Teevee" — Little britain or a soap
• Terrifying — mildly agitating
• Chav — A crack at cheap humor or someone we don't like
• Asylum seaker — A scapegoat
• Toff — Someone with enough common sense or money not to read our paper