Rules for a happier world

I've been pondering this, in a 'I wannabe Plato' and create my own Perfect State kinda way.....or actually, I've been making a list of things that irritate me. Plato was a miserable old git who wanted things his own way, I reckon, but that's just me......

Anyhow, here is the beginning of a list to which I may add from time to time;

1) People on local and tube trains shall move down the carriage and not hog the space by the doors when there's plenty of room further in. Stoopid or what, huh?;

2) People waiting to get on the train shall notice the people separated from them by 4mm of glass and thus stand back away from the doors, allowing the second group of people to easily get off the train; why does everyone crowd the doors? They aint getting on till the people get off.....yet they still rush the door like teenagers at a boy band concert;

3) Electronics companies shall moderate all their music devices such that volume output is highly limited. My GOD, but people listen to music ridiculously loud - which is dangerous not only for their hearing, but also their physical wellbeing when they cant hear the cars and trucks....and also piss off everyone around them. Why, why, why? I mean, it's painful anyway, and they surely cant be comfortable.....have they not heard of permanent tinnitus?;

4) Thou shalt do thy washing-up;

That's enough for now.