ffs

Stop the world, I want to get off. Capitalism has finally gone completely mad. Watching the ad break - to which you must always pay due attention, bloggardes, otherwise your head will be subliminally and uncritically filled with tosh - I am informed about the new beefburger for sale at a certain chain that does not begin with M.....'inspired by Spiderman 3'.

How the hell is a beefburger inspired by a superhero film. I mean, get a grip.....