Dont leave your keys in your bike

...like I managed to do all day. Thank bollocks it's a secure compound!

Bike will now definitely have to have oil doodads this weekend; much greasiness to ensue, hence I may have to invest in greasiness or cakiness for other parts of the weekend. Perhaps a nice bit of plum tart? Plum season should be upon us....or cherries if not....dammit, I still need a good greengrocers......